Salutations.

It is now 10:41 AM EST for me.

The next 2 ideas that I will type in, this list and the next list, it is my belief they will allow me and allow you to have more variety in your strategy use as it relates to experienced instigation and it’s inadvertencies. Also, as of up to yesterday, since I invented a new idea yesterday, up until yesterday, these 2 ideas in my opinion are the 2 best ideas for many expectations that I have invented. What I plan to do is to just give you the 2 ideas without embellishing them, without adding to them, by intent, to give you an explanation of those 2 ideas in it’s basic form. After I explain those 2 ideas, the next ideas will be it’s variations.

I haven’t looked for the music video and trailer yet. Before I start explaining the 1st idea in this list, I want to add other information that I think may be useful to some? of you. You don’t have to use it.

This is not the advice, and you don’t have to read this part.

I’ll start with the epidural injections that I received Friday, March 25, 2022, a little over a week ago. As I said earlier, the lower right side of my back ‘went out’, so to speak, and so I made an appointment with the back doctor to see if it can get treated. I believe my insurance covers 3 epidural injection treatments a year. When I was at the doctor’s office, the doctor explained to me that it was my L3 and L4. An appointment was made for March 25, Friday, 2022, I went to the Center for the epidural injections involving my L3 and L4.

As I was at the Center, I was being prepared for the epidural injections and the general anesthesia. I was going to be asleep/unconscious(did I spell ‘unconscious’ right?) during the procedure. They placed it on my right hand, how the medication that would make me unconcious would enter my body. And just before the procedure, as I was on my back wearing the hair net, gown, and the socks that they gave me to wear, and my underwear, the anesthesiologist said that I would fall asleep in 15 seconds. As I was on my stomach, my head was turned to the right, and I was allowed to see the anesthesia that was being injected into me. It didn’t feel like I was going to sleep in 15 seconds. And then I was on my back, thinking about the procedure, something to do to allow the time go by. After a few minutes of doing that, a woman walks into the area I was in, and that’s when I realized that the procedure was over. I didn’t realize that the procedure was over, not until soon after the lady entered that placed they put me in. The experience was completely seamless.

So, in case you didn’t notice that, I didn’t even sense that I was falling asleep during those 15 seconds, and by the time I knew that something happened, the procedure was already over, and I did not know that the procedure was over, not until soon after the lady showed up. Sure, I was on my back thinking, and before that I was on my stomach, but I didn’t notice that difference.

So, if you have back problems and you are considering some sort of injection procedure, such as epidural injections, for those back problems, I recommend that you go to your health insurance web site and search for phrase ‘sports medicine’. Your health insurance web site should give you a list of names of doctors that perform injections to treat the back. Based on my experience, they will give you the option of getting those injections at their Center, and since you found those names in your health insurance web site, your insurance should cover the procedure. You may also ask the people that you work with, see if they get back treatments, and get referrals from them.

For me, based on past performance, I shouldn’t need another treatment for up to 2 years for my lower back. Last time I was there, I got my neck and shoulder treated. Obviously, for that treatment, it probably wasn’t my L3 and L4, but something around my neck and shoulder area. I’m not a doctor, that’s just a belief.

Before I received injection treatments, when my back would ‘go out’, so to speak, I would have to stay home for about 2 months before I was able to go back to work, so I think the injection treatments are much better than staying home for about 2 months. If you are in a similar situation, and you tried to get your back treated at a hospital, I think what would happen is that someone there would recommend that you see a specialist to get your back treated.

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Hand sanitizer:

I call this idea ‘Hand sanitizer’. Because the advice is somewhat mildly personal, a few? readers may choose to stop reading this blog because of it. I still find this type of advice acceptable, but I’m letting you know that in advance, so that, for example, you don’t just ‘copy and paste’ this advice to somewhere else. A few? people may find it unacceptable advice because of it’s personal nature.

Basically, this advice encourages you to use hand sanitizer. The ‘personal’ advice part of it is about to begin now: I’m not a doctor or someone that gives such advice professionally. This is just advice that I believe may be useful to you. Sometimes, when you wipe your butt using toilet paper after you poop, the hand that you use to wipe your butt may have what I would call a ‘hand poop smell’. Even if you use soap on that hand, let’s say for 20 seconds, and several times 20 seconds after that, if you choose to smell your fingers, they may still have that ‘hand poop smell’. Most of the time that doesn’t happen, but sometimes, very few times, that happens.

The solution to get rid of that ‘hand poop smell’, is to use hand sanitizer on those fingers that have that smell. I recommend:

‘ Purell Advanced Hand Sanitizer Refreshing Gel 2 oz (Pack of 10) ‘

This is available from Amazon.com with Prime delivery available. If you look at the Purell hand sanitizer label, it says that it’s the ‘#1 brand in hospitals’. The 2 oz size is so that you can put it in your backpack, etc., so that you can use it at school, work, etc. Of course, it’s very likely that your job already has hand sanitizer available, so the idea is to practice using your own hand sanitizer, for example, in case your job temporarily runs out, or use it for the sake of circumstantial convenience. That way, you may use hand sanitizer whenever you feel it prudent, whenever you want to, not when it’s just available to use.

If you like the portable ‘Purell’ gel version, which only costs about $22 from Amazon.com with Prime shipping available, then you may choose to buy from Amazon.com the 12 oz pump version for home use. Here’s an option from Amazon.com where you may purchase a pack of 4:

‘ Purell Prime Defense Advanced Hand Sanitizer, Essential Protection, 12 fl oz Pump Bottles (Pack of 4) ‘

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A pack of 4 12 oz pump bottles only costs about $27 from Amazon.com, and that’s with Prime shipping available.

Of course, you use your usual routine of using the liquid soap available to wash your hands, and then you also use your hand sanitizer. I’m assuming that any hand sanitizer should be able to remove that ‘hand poop smell’, but in my opinion, practicing with your own available hand sanitizer is very important to do. You can use your own choice of portable hand sanitizer.

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Now, if you want to go that ‘extra mile’ with this hand sanitizer stuff, and you don’t have to keep doing this, and I’m just recommending that the older boys/teenage boys/men do this, Purell also offers hand sanitizer foam, and I only recommend that you do this at home. Here is the version that Amazon.com has available:

‘ Hand Sanitizer, Size 535mL, Foam ‘

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It’s a big portable pump for foam hand sanitizer offered by Purell. I don’t know for certain, but I believe the foam version is not a gel, and leaves no residue. So, for the older boys to men, you may use it while you are taking a shower, for your underarms, groin area and penis, and butt hole area. For example, after you did everything else, such as shampooing your hair and using soap, before you leave the shower, you apply the Purell hand sanitizer foam on your underarms, groin area and penis, and butt hole area. Much of it will wash off since you’re doing it while you are taking a shower, but I think the benefits are still obvious. Your underarms, groin area, and butt area should feel cleaner, and you should smell cleaner afterwards. And if you can notice that you smell and feel cleaner, then other people if they choose to, the ones that are near you for whatever reason, in relation to advice said, should also notice that you smell refreshingly clean.

Just using the hand sanitizer foam while you’re taking a shower should be an improvement. Now, if you take a shower once a day, before you sleep, and you go to work the next day, in my opinion, you may choose to use it again before you go to work. Just use a hand towel, clean your armpits and groin area again, and then apply the hand sanitizer foam on your armpits and groin area again. Now, for the butt hole area, after you apply it there, you may feel a tingle and a minor accumulation of moisture. After you apply the hand sanitizer foam to the external area of your butt hole area only, then use toilet paper to remove the excess moisture that accumulated because of that application.

Of course, you may choose to discontinue/stop using the hand sanitizer foam for those reasons. I think it’s a good idea to at least try it out.

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Urine bag:

It is now 12:11 PM EST for me. I just thought of a name for this idea less than a minute ago, recently. I call this idea ‘Pee bag’. [4/2/2022: As of 2:08 PM EST, I changed the name to ‘Urine bag’. 4/2/2022] This idea is for the boys/teenage boys/men who have trouble causing their pee to go into the toilet or standing urinal. For example, for the boys to men, when you go to a public bathroom, when you are about to use the urinal for standing when you pee, have you noticed that there is pee on the floor near the standing urinal? I suspect that is there because a few? of the men that use the standing urinal have trouble causing all of their pee to go into the urinal. I am not a doctor or anyone that gives such advice professionally, but I invented? a way of causing at least almost all of your pee if you have such a problem, of causing almost all of your pee to go into the urinal or toilet. If you have such a problem, let’s say that, as an example, as of now, you would use toilet paper to help cause your pee to go into the toilet or urinal. However, if you really have to pee, or if you are exposed to a certain amount of cold, when you’re at home, an obvious amount of pee still does not go into the toilet.

The solution that I invented? is to use an altered pee bag to cause the pee to go into the standing urinal or toilet. I don’t know for certain, but the portable bags that hold urine, what the bags are made of, also neutralize somewhat the smell of urine. Any pee bag should work. As a recommendation, I recommend:

‘ OUMEE 8/12/20 Pack 700 ML Disposable Urinal Bags, Camping Pee Bags Unisex Urine Bags Vomit Bags for Travel Traffic Jam Emergency Portable Toilet Bee Bag for Men Women Kids Children Patient ‘

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The 20 pack of urinal bags is from Amazon.com, and it’s only about $22 dollars, and it’s available with Prime shipping. If you unfold the OUMEE bag, it has 2 creases. You don’t need the head part, so with scissors, cut the crease out associated with that cup at it’s opening, cut the other end out, take the contents out, and there it is! The result should only have one crease. When you urinate using it, open the altered bag, allow your penis to feel the base of the inside of that bag, and point both your penis and bag downward, towards the toilet and/or standing urinal. One hand mostly holds the bag open, but you’re also using your other hand to hold the bag, as well as your clothes, to get your clothes out of it’s way. Allow yourself to pee in the altered bag, and notice the pee going into the toilet/standing urinal.

After you’re done urinating, shake the bag, and put it inside an altered quart storage bag. For example:

‘ Hefty Slider Storage Bags, Quart, 40 Count ‘

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That’s 40 storage bags for about $9 dollars with Prime shipping. Or you can get any quart storage bag. Like the urine bag, cut the zipper out. You’re just using the bag itself to hold the urine bag. The urine bag is meant to be used many times, for example, you should be able to use the same urine bag for weeks, not just use the same urine bag many times for 1 day, throw that away, and then start over with a new altered urine bag.

If you have problems causing your urine to go into the toilet, and some of your urine ends up on the floor, then using a urine bag to make sure that at least most of the urine finally goes into the toilet, that experience alone should be worth using an altered urine bag in such a manner. If you choose to, and I’m recommending that you do, talk to your doctor about trying to cause your pee to go into the toilet, and your doctor will probably give you another recommendation to see a specialist for that. I recommend that you talk to your doctor about that. In the meantime, if you want to cause almost all of your pee to go into the toilet and/or standing urinal, then this solution that I invented? should help for now. And if you are going to try to keep the ‘head’ part of that urine bag, I don’t think that it’s made of the same urine smell removing material that the urine bag is made of. In other words, you may notice the urine smell more if you keep the head of that urine bag. Also, if you plan on using that urine bag at work, I highly recommend that you do not use the bathroom sink to rinse your urine bag. Just shake it off at the toilet or standing urinal, stick it in the quart plastic bag, and then put that in one of your pants pockets. The reason is that your other co-workers probably use that sink for certain things, things that they don’t want those sinks to be exposed to rinsing urine bags. For example, they may be using the bathroom sink water to make coffee, rinse their food containers, etc. I get it, you never did it before, and that’s why I’m recommending that to you, because you never did it before. So, to be clear, remove all of the contents in that urine bag. You just need the bag itself, and you should be able to use that same bag for several weeks. If you want to, you may replace that altered quart bag many times, like once a day. You can use one urine bag for work, and one urine bag for home.

[4/2/2022: After you make the alterations using scissors on the urine bags, that creates pointy edges. Use the scissors again to cut the edges off. That way, when you put the altered urine bag underneath your penis, one of the edges won’t hurt you. You may also remove the edges on the altered quart bags. The bags are used to manage the urine bag better, to allow the urine with the help of the urine bag to evaporate locally. 4/2/2022]

[4/2/2022: It is now 8:00 PM EST for me. Since I’m an adult, I don’t believe that another adult will ask about your urine bag use while you are using it in the bathroom. However, and I just thought of it recently, for a grammar school and high school student, that could be another story. So, if you are a student who plans to use your urine bag in a school bathroom, and another student asks what you are doing, you can say this:

‘ I don’t want to talk about that. ‘

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There is a saying that I’m using for that situation: ‘It is better for a person to think of you as a fool, than to prove to that person that you are.’ Well, it’s something like that. You don’t have to tell other students what you are doing with a urine bag. Just practice using it on the toilet with the bathroom door closed until you feel that you got the hang of it, and you don’t have to tell anyone that you are using a urine bag to avoid getting urine on the floor and on your clothes/pants/underwear.(I forgot to mention the ‘clothes’ part earlier.) At least in the beginning, I recommend that you don’t let anyone know that you are using a urine bag in such a way. You’re doing it for practical reasons, and it may take a while to get used to that. No pee on your clothes, no pee on the floor. That’s what you want. Nice and practical. Imagine the possibility that you did not tell anyone in grammar school and high school that you used a urine bag. Let’s say imagine you’re an adult that has a job, generalistically, you don’t have to know specifically what that job is, and in that situation, you are thinking back to grammar school and high school, and you did not let anyone know that you have been using a modified urine bag that whole time. If you like how that turned out, then try doing that. Try to not tell anyone that you are using a modified urine bag in the school bathroom. Why would the bathroom custodian/janitor complain about that? There’s no more urine/pee going on the floor! That’s great news! Well, anyway, see you next Saturday. 4/2/2022]

[4/23/2022: I just thought of this around 6:37 PM EST, Saturday, April 23, 2022. When you make your pee/urine bag, check to see if the area that you made the cut, check with one or more of your fingers to see if it could be harmful. The urine bag that I recommended, I used myself, and I recently checked the area that I made the cut with my thumb, and it wasn’t harmful. That is for the bag that I recommended. If you are cutting another urine bag, how that bag is made may be different than the bag that I recommended. So, after you altered it with your scissors, check with one or more of your fingers to see if the cut areas may harm your penis or groin area. If your fingers feel as if it may harm your penis or groin area when you use it, then obviously don’t use that altered pee/urine bag. It’s possible that, as you are using that altered pee/urine bag, you may place those cut areas on your penis or groin area. If it’s not harmful, then it shouldn’t bother you. If those cut areas feel harmful to your fingers, then don’t use that altered pee/urine bag. So far, I have been personally using an altered pee/urine bag, and there have been no complications for me, but that is just based on the altered pee/urine bag that I advertised in this list. 4/23/2022]

[4/29/2022: It is now 3:58 PM EST for me, Friday April 29, 2022. I don’t want to type this in tomorrow. I have an idea planned for tomorrow, and I just want to type that idea in. So, this is about using the pee bag again. For the boys that are using it, it should work. There should be no pee going on your pants, your underwear, at least when you are at home using it on your toilet. You should experience a certain consistency. However, even though the pee does not go on your clothes, very rarely, the pee may still go on the floor. And here is the answer to at least do something to prevent that from happening: For a quick illustration reference, there is episode 12.9 ‘HOMR’ from animated tv series ‘The Simpsons(2001)’. The episode is available streaming from Disneyplus, but I’m using Amazon.com’s streaming service as a reference. The quote begins, according to Amazon Video, 11 minutes and 23 seconds into the episode. In that episode, the doctor is talking to Homer Simpson. The reason for the quote is to illustrate by watching the scene that the doctor covers a part of something with his thumb. I’m going to explain to you that, one reason you are bothered by the pee going on the floor is that at the time you were peeing, you were watching your pee going into the toilet. That is why you were surprised and upset that some of the pee went to the floor. What I will explain is that you were paying attention to how you were peeing, but you weren’t looking at the place where the pee was going to the floor. You were looking at, let’s say, the top side of the bag, but the pee that went to the floor left from the side of the pee bag that you were not looking at. That’s what the illustration example of ‘The Simpsons’ is for. If you watch that scene from that streaming episode, even the doctor, of course it’s a cartoon and he’s not really a doctor, but even that portrayal of a doctor from a cartoon will show that he wasn’t looking at the entire picture, that his thumb was covering up a part of that image. So, refurbished with inaproprieities removed, here is the quote:

The doctor talking to Homer Simpson: ‘You see, whenever I pick up an x-ray I always hold it like this. My thumb must have covered up the ‘image'(edited for advice) every time.’ (laughs)

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So, when you were peeing and some of the pee went to the floor, you were looking at one part of the bag, but you weren’t seeing the part of the bag that the pee was leaving to go on the floor. The solution/answer is that, when you pee again, just look at that part of the bag where the pee left to go to the floor. You will be more prepared for it, causing you to make sure that the pee will not leave from that part of the bag again. For example, if the pee went to the lower front part of the toilet, vantage point is based on how you see the toilet when you are about to pee, then before you pee again, look at the lower part of your pee bag before you pee. You will automatically change how you use your pee bag to make sure that the pee does not go to the lower part of the bag and go to the floor again. For example, you will change how you hold the pee bag, rotate the bag using another angle, etc. I hope that was helpful. 4/29/2022]

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[5/7/2022: Earlier, I recommended that you keep the urine/pee bag in your pocket. I now recommend that you keep the urine/pee bag somewhere else, like your backpack, somewhere that is not on you. The reason is because of that ‘urine/pee’ smell. Just start a routine for it. Also, if you are using it, I recommend that you always have it available to you when you plan to visit another place that requires an appointment, like a doctor’s office. The reason is that it is my belief that people in general have little experience with circumstantial routine change. It’s something that you may see in a lot of action movies, but in real life, I don’t think that people in general have certain active, specific experiences with lifestyle routine change. So, even though you believe that you have a certain practiced routine using your urine/pee bag, one obvious change in routine, and for example, you might end up getting pee on your clothes and/or on the floor again.

For the adults, if you keep the urine/pee bag in your backpack, somewhere not on your person, and you are at work, if you already had a routine working before the pee bag, for example, using toilet paper and placing a little toilet paper underneath your penis to absorb urine that may try to go somewhere else besides in the urinal or toilet, then I recommend that you use that, if that has worked before. In the beginning of your work day, you may use that urine/pee bag, but after that, just use your previous routine. After all, your circumstance I am assuming is constant, such as working in a building. However, if you are going to a change in situation, like visiting a doctor, your circumstance may change, and it’s important that you have your pee bag with you, allowing you to pee in the urine/pee bag. If you try to pee without a urine/pee bag, and your circumstance has changed, you may end up peeing on your clothes and on the floor again. Here’s an example: while you are in a movie theatre watching a movie, you have to pee. Normally, you would use the urinal, because that always works for you in public places. However, the urinal is already occupied, so therefore you choose to use the toilet. As you are peeing in the toilet, and you don’t understand why, the pee is going on the floor and on your clothes again. The reason why is because you’re used to peeing in a urinal, and because of that change in routine, pee went on your clothes and on the floor again. Of course, if you used the urine/pee bag on the toilet, all of the pee would have went into the toilet. However, since you normally would use the urinal, and that wasn’t available at the time, that circumstantial change in routine caused something unexpected to happen. You may think(just an idea, I don’t actually know) that you will never make that mistake, but I recommend that you keep in mind that you pee regularly, and circumstances may change to change your peeing routine, and even though your peeing routine is constant and creates acceptable results, all it takes is one change in routine, and some of that pee may yet again go on your clothes and floor. To help avoid that, just put in your backpack, just have it with you for other situations, such as visiting a doctor or watching a movie in a theatre, and that should reduce considerably such a result from happening again. Oh, and I forgot to mention the time. It is now 8:09 AM EST for me. 5/7/2022]

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[5/27/2022: It is now Friday, 7:28 PM EST for me. I don’t want to type this in tomorrow, since I just want to type in the new idea in tomorrow. If you have purchased the urine bags that I originally recommended:

‘ OUMEE 8/12/20 Pack 700 ML Disposable Urinal Bags, Camping Pee Bags Unisex Urine Bags Vomit Bags for Travel Traffic Jam Emergency Portable Toilet Bee Bag for Men Women Kids Children Patient ‘

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then I now recommend that you keep the original ‘head’ of that urine bag, and just basically remove the other end of it so that you can use it as an altered urine bag, to allow your urine to go into the toilet and standing urinal. Less than a week or two weeks ago I think, I am now using the altered pee bag with it’s original head, and the other end is removed. Since I recommended that you put the altered urine bag not on your person, such as in a backpack, you don’t have to worry about the smell of urine that may be associated with the head of the urine bag, and if you are using one at home, it shouldn’t bother you at all because of it’s fixed location, and it may take a while before you may choose to replace it. If you look at the instructions on the bag, it gives you an illustration as to how to use it. The smaller part of it’s head goes underneath the penis, and the larger part of it’s head goes over the penis. I recommend that you just put the lower part of the bag’s head under your penis. You don’t have to put it under your testicles. The feeling to put it under your penis is to just make sure that the urine doesn’t escape and goes on your clothes. You just want the urine to go through the bag and into the toilet and standing urinal, and with the bag’s original head intact, practically all of your urine should at least leave from the other end of the bag that you opened. Make sure that the other end of the bag is widely opened. Otherwise, the urine may leave the other end of the bag unpredictably, resulting in some of that urine to go on the floor, and not in the toilet or standing urinal like it’s supposed to go to. Since kids may be reading and following this advice, try to learn not to be too squeamish about using your own fingers to open the urine bag more. After all, respectfully said, it is your urine.

So, to be clear, keep the original urine bag head, and just make an opening on the other side so that it can be used as an altered urine bag. You may also remove the thumb holder it has. 5/27/2022]

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It is now 1:58 PM EST for me. Since it’s already almost 2:00 PM, and I want to do other things, I’m going to close this list now. If this was just one golf swing, I would have done everything already, explain ideas ‘Hand sanitizer’, ‘Urine bag’, and everything involving the 1st idea, all in one swing. However, because of time availability, I’m going to close this list now. Next Saturday, I’ll begin using a new list, not this list again. That way, the 1st idea will be in a form that is more acceptable for people to use. And, of course, if you don’t want to use this advice, since it’s all in this list, this situation makes it easier to not use it. So, if you are there next Saturday, I’ll see you then.

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[Use mental bookmark ‘Hand sanitizer’ and ‘Urine bag’ for reference, allocation, and prevention when needed.